Why Jesus Creates Sex
Pastor Mark Driscoll from Mars Hill (the “good” Mars Hill, not the one in Michigan) just posted his notes from a session he preached at. My subject up there ^^^ was the title of his sermon. There were some really, really interesting and good things in his notes.. You can read the LONG list here. But here are a few of them.. - Co-habitations is not practice for marriage but for...
My grandma's trying to play matchmaker..
Grandma: Good Morning. A question for you. Are those TV shows you put on FB.. are any of them Arrested Development? And if so I need to know if you watch that & know all about it. Me: **Insert long response about how I love the show and how amazing it is** Grandma: [Friend’s son] said “pretty sure if i ever found someone who knew arrested development better than me i would have...
Some details are important..
*When calling 911 just now, I wasn’t as clear as I should have been..* Me: Hi, you might already know this, but there’s a Road Closed sign on the 405 freeway. Dispatcher: M’am, there’s nothing I can do about opening the road. Me: But people are swerving and slamming on their brakes to avoid it, it needs moved. Dispatcher: If the road’s closed, the sign needs to...