It's a day of FAVORITES!
9-6: Work 6-9: Shower and nap 9-12ish: Disneyland 12ish-4am: nap 4-6: Disneyland 6-8: nap 9-6: Work Even though I’m currently spending napping time by watching Community.. Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea. Will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me? Disneyland (because it’s opened for 24 hours!!) + Friends (people, not show) +...
I'm very persuasive
I don’t go to lunch with the guys cuz they always go so stinking early, but I said I’d go with them tomorrow. This is how we decided what time to go.. Josh: So we’re going to lunch at 12? Me: 12:30. Josh: 12:15. Me: 12:30. Josh: 12:20. Me: 12:30. Josh: 12:25. Me: 12:30. Josh: 12:30.
Found two dogs tonight, so we were wandering the neighborhood, looking for the owners, and saw some guys… Me: Hi! Do you know anyone who lost two Boxers? I think they’re Boxers.. Dude: Are they Northern or Southern Boxers? Me: Um, they’re Boxers that bark. Dude: Well, I might be able to help you if they were Southern.. Me: Does that mean they have an accent?… Dude 2: I saw...
Me: *sniff* Guy on phone: What was that? Me: A sniff. Guy: Sounded like a werewolf! Me: Common confusion.
February 7, 2011 journal entry: “Bringing glory to God is what this life is all about. It is not, in fact, the hokey pokey.” A year later, and I still stand by this. So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
While waiting for the doctor..
There’s a little kid crying in the room next to me.. At least I think it’s a kid.. He’s been crying for more than 10 minutes. Normally, I’d be annoyed… But he sounds like a dinosaur.. I keep zoning him out.. And then I listen and I hear a roar. And I die laughing. The doctor’s totally going to come in and see me with tears in my eyes from laughing. It...